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PuNcTuAtIoN

Well, another peg down. It warms my heart to see another clothes peg fall to bits. Anyway, I gots into trouble yesterday – BIG TIME. Daddy often leaves his universal remote on the table in front of the TV while he’s at work. I don’t think he realised I could change the channels or the volume by jumping all over it. Well he does now, because I did a big poopsie on it by accident. He is REAL mad.Sheez, I don’t what the big deal is – just stick it in the big washing machine where all the other dirty stuff goes to get cleaned.

And, for all you pidgeons out there: notice the CaPiTaLs? Yeah, and notice the punctuation!*$? Takes a little longer but now even you common, uneducated pidgeons out there can understand me. You’s better appreciate it.

To everyone else,
Later,
B!

Featherbrain

someone left a comment on my blog yesterday. to you, anonymous: i am a bird you fool. the maximum distance between my feet is an inch, so pressing the shift key while pressing another proves quite hard. one of us is a featherbrain and i suspect it isnt me. i also suspect you're just a stupid pidgeon.

however i may decide to use a spelling and grammar check at some stage in the future. in the meantime, i'll continue my quest to destroy every peg and paper towel i can find. i may even pu some stats up so people can see how i'm going, kind of like a 'kill count' you might say. stay tuned.

b.

Weekends here, time to chew some more stuff

big weekend for me. i got some serious work done chewing the paper towel some more, then placing the bits neatly in piles so mummy and daddy could see my work. i think they were impressed. i needed several naps during those exhaustive moments.

got locked up and sent to grandma 1’s place on sunday. didn’t enjoy it that much. had to pass the time by biting hard on any stray fingers that entered my cage. that’ll learn them for locking me up. oh, and continued my campaign to chew every peg in existance.

later,
b.

The days just get better and better I tell you

yesterday mummy took me for a ride in the car. we sang, we danced, i pooped on the backseat – it was a joyous occasion. just as i was getting into the swing of it though i got passed off to grandma 1 and went home again. oh well. i chewed some more peg, chirped a bit, and then had another nap. the days just get better and better i tell you.

Chapter One - Page One

todays my first blog. WOOHOO. daddy thinks i just sleep on his shoulder while he uses his computer. but i know his password now. i just have to wait til he leaves for work before i can use it. takes me a long time to write anything though cause i’m just a bird you know. anyway yesterday i chewed another peg. and watched the fishies in the big glass bowls. then i had a nap. then chewed some more pegs, and some paper towel, did a few random poos around the place. that was pretty hard work so i had another nap. did i mention i like pegs?